Three little ducks …

Braga was cool and damp as I left. Better watch out for slippy roads. As today’s mission was to ride the infamous N-222 (one of the worlds best roads apparently), I head straight for it just east of Porto via the toll motorway.

Approaching the toll barriers there are cars on my left. They are not slowing and are just going straight through. I think it must be one of those number plate systems and they will charge accordingly the chosen exit point. I too carry on at speed. As I get closer I see a barrier. Holy cow!! At least my ABS seems to work. It transpires the cars of the left have a ‘season ticket’ while I was going via the pay on the day toll booth. Close!! I press the button and grab the barcoded ticket.

“There are few things as thrilling as accelerating past breathtaking countryside views, and now we know where to find the most thrilling stretch of tarmac possible.

The N-222 road from Peso de Regua to Pinhao in Portugal has been awarded the prestigious honour “

I start on the ‘222’ at Castelo de Paiva, and go 166km to Vila Nova de Foz Cao. Not just the 17 miles reported above. It is quite varied with the only consistent thing being literally hundreds of corners. None of it boring. A few break points going through towns etc. which are a most welcome rest. It is tough. Very tough. Basically it is like riding the best corners of the cat and fiddle road, joined to together with very few straight stretches between for 100 miles.

The run from Regua to Pinhao was good, although, to be honest I cannot actually remember seeing the turn off to Pinhao. Although it changed in style the whole thing to Vila Nova de Foz was just brilliant. Not sure why the article narrowed it to that particular section. Maybe because it is that section that is full of wine makers which you can visit, hence the journalist responsible had additional motivations to visit?

After stopping for a drink, food or fuel , within 30 minutes of riding again and my mouth is dry. I was not riding particularly fast either. I can’t. I am not a brave / good enough rider.

The views are stunning. If I stopped to take a picture of all the amazing views I would still be there now.

I will not bore myself with details of particular sections of corners etc., And to be honest I have no idea where I was half the time. The angle through which the corners take me makes it impossible to maintain any sense of direction.

Looking down at the satnav app is not possible either as there are so few straight parts to have the chance to take your eye off the road for a second.

It is difficult to comprehend that this road just evolved over time to become what it is without the creators being petrol heads.

I get to the end, pullover and put my hotel address in to Google maps. Time a for a rest for an hour. A nice relaxing ride. Until the last half hour or so it seems. The N-221 to Freixo de Espada à Cinta is an amazing road in places, particularly the last 10km or so. Silky smooth, tight but fast corners. I cannot relax.

I arrive at my hotel. A beautiful guest house type place. I think the owner is Russian. Her accent is not Portuguese for sure. I will ask at before I leave. (Do people with Russian accents immediately fill you with a sneaking suspicion that they are a trained assassin for the KGB, or is that just me?)

The town is dead. After trying to find somewhere to eat I concede and buy crisps from the small supermarket.

I am exhausted. My mood, for the first time this week turns negative. Tired, missing home and in need of a proper cuppa tea. I start thinking about my many stresses. I should have scheduled a day of rest. Tomorrow should be more relaxed. 2 hours to Salamanca. Hoping they have a bath in the hotel room.

It is only 7.30pm. I lie on the bed (a beautiful 4 poster with a firm mattress) to exercise my aching hip. I am gone. Next thing, I wake up and it’s 11.30pm. It is deadly quiet.

I become aware of a low level tinnitus like noise in my ears. I have worn ear plugs all day to try and alleviate such issues.

No idea why Google thought that I had teleported from Braga to the n222

Crossing Borders

Leaving Santiago was odd. I didn’t want to leave. It is so lovely. However, a journey is not a journey if you stay in the same place.

Given the time limitations I thought I would blast down to Vigo on the motorway, about 6 euro for the privilege. All good until, unlike the forecast suggest, it started to rain.

Immediately that Travis song came to me – “Why does it pi$$ down on me when you really could do without it” I think the corus was, or words to that effect.

My Kevlar jeans are either designed waterproof or they are so covered in oil I have made them so. Probably due a wash to be fair. However they kept me dry.

I came off the toll motorway at Pontevedra. It didn’t look overly appealing so I head via A roads to Vigo. A big city but difficult to get around. Just a tea and pee stop.

I thought I would head to the national park north of Braga. I routed via Google maps and ticked the box to avoid motorways. It might as well have said ‘off road adventure’. Some were fit for dog walking and nothing much else. Definitely not a road. My beautiful honda is looking like she needs a good bath.

Anyhow we managed. Towards the Portuguese border I notice the road number N101. Not again!
It was a lovely road to be fair, however the curse seems to linger.

I head up through the park on the desserted N230 towards Lindoso. The Romans definitely didn’t build these stretches of tarmac. [Lindoso is home to a castle and some strange looking things that look like tombs on stilts]

I inadvertently ride straight past the chosen destination and into Espanol again. I use a farmer’s side road to turn around and back ‘exactly’ the way I came from. The best part of a kilometre in after numerous tight corners and there is this silver Merc on my side of the road. My helmet fills with expletives. Wait! It is me. I am on the wrong side! A momentary lapse and 30 years of habit over power the senses. That could have been sooooo much worse! Lesson learnt! The what ifs are still playing a loop in my mind.

I find Lindoso. It is eerie. I am just about to set off and a young Portuguese couple pull up. Early 30s at the most. They speak impeccable English. We chat about the tombs, they are are actually drying houses for corn/wheat and are elevated to stop mice eating the crop as it dries they tell me.

They mention Brexit. I wince. The girl was in England for a few years. She says her friends are leaving too, they feel unwelcome. They struggle to understand any benefit to the UK, although they did add that immigration is an issue from the criminal element, as it is in Portugal. A case for law and order, not massive economic decisions. Their work is testament to the impact apparently.

The guy asks about my trip. I tell him that I am heading to Braga. He says, if I have time, to try a mountain pass from the Spanish side into Portugal, he shows me on a well worn iPhone. A biker himself, he says it is well worth the time. I am in no rush, so why not.

He starts to give me a restaurant recommendation in Braga, I say that I am “vegetariano”. He laughs. “You’re in the wrong country for that!”
We shake hands and wish each other well, “Obrigado” I muster.

I realise riding away that it’s the first face to face conversation that I had all week, bar hotel receptionists.

I find the suggested pass, via another Google ‘off road adventure’ route. What a place. It’s a narrow pass that is tolled in the summer, at such time you cannot even stop to take pictures.

It’s best described as Strines Moor times a big number. Hard to explain.

To be honest, as lovely as it is, I am fatigued. Nothing food wise since breakfast. Braga next stop.

It is a good ride in places apart from the very frequent 50kph regions which the Portuguese drivers ignore.

Eventually I get to the hotel, albeit after some confusion (Google maps showing pictures of another building).

Barga is a fabulous place.

Pity the UK do not seem to cherish their history and architecture like other countries, especially outside of London.

The amount of traffic around Braga, in particular the stadium, makes me question what is occurring. A few seconds of googling reveals that Braga are hosting Glasgow Rangers. Oh eek.

7,000 away fans apparently. The main square and surrounding areas post match would support that.

My significantly better half stipulated that I should eat cake on my birthday. I dueley accepted the request. Braga, famous for cake it seems. Creme caramel in a filo pastry. It would never have accommodated 47 candles but it was absolutely gorgeous.

A Thai restaurant with lots of veggie options dismisses any fears of going hungry.

I think it wise to head back to the hotel after a post food wander. The centre bars are teeming with Glaswegians. I have never met a bad one, however their reputation precedes them. Probably best avoided. Euphoria and beer can bring out the worst in people.

I arrive back. The hotel is full of them! They are all very well behaved; so far!!.

The Rain in Spain … And getting dry.

It started well. Black tea and cold milk with breakfast. Checked out and headed North. Stopping for petrol and making use of the jet wash. A few stared with a puzzled look. Fairy liquid and a tooth brush to scrub the oily back tyre before giving it a hose off. I left them to wonder.

North-west to Ponfferada. Light rain they said … Nothing about the thick fog and strong swirling winds. I like surprises, however corners where you didn’t expect are less welcome. Then West on the N120 to Ourense. The light rain turned out to be not so light rain. I pulled over and went full on waterproofs. Better late than never. The water proof over mitts. Awful. Plastic bags basically. Lobsteresk. My gloves underneath were wet but the mitts kept the wind off and the pain my fingers more bearable. My over jacket was great. My proper jacket is over 16 years I old I calculated, no wonder it’s not as waterproof as it was!

In parts the road was great; A few tunnels through mountains linked via bridges. However, the wet surface did not inspire confidence. Ourense could not come quick enough. Just the best part of 3 hours in the saddle. A few times the back stepped out on the white paint. Bum twitching.

The mist on the mountains

The last few miles before Ourense are gorgeous. River side views. I ride on hoping to find an eatery with parking outside in the centre. Unloading the bike would be too much hassle. I settle for a brew in a cafe. Didn’t bother with the over mitts as I was fuelling up again at the earliest convenience and the rain had subsided.

Fuel topped up and mitts stayed packed. The N525 was the best alternative to motorways. 5 mins in and the heavens opened. The next 2 hours little changed. Drenched.

Nick Cave sang (talked in rythmn) about the brilliant ‘Red Right Hand’, I have a few lyrics lined up for the ‘Wet Right Foot’. Although my diy in helmet music was riders on the storm (the doors) and lone wolf by eels, on repeat.

The sun did come out for 5 mins as I arrived at Santiago De Compostela however. Although it didn’t dry the roads enough to stop me having a few more ‘moments’. Again on white painted parts.

What a place! The architecture is unbelievable. The vibe is very peaceful and welcoming. Lots of couples and families, and even a few border collies. I miss home.

It just goes on and on. The tiny streets, a maze surrounding truly beautiful buildings. Unlikely any of today’s buildings will stand the test of time like these.

In the afternoon lull I head back to my room and make a proper cuppa (tea bags from home and stolen uht milk sachets from the hotel in Pompey). Aching and tense I run a hot bath. This is what happy hour should refer to!

More practical matters – Drying my gloves involved a combination of air-conditioning and the ceiling fan. They should be sound by the morning.

The bonus being I found a restaurant with an actual vegetarian section on the menu, and in English. It is where I started scribing this, surrounded by tables of 20 something’s on date night.

During my wonderings prior, trying to find gifts that are small enough to carry home (no joy yet, sorry family) I have a moment of overwhelming desire to change. It has been ‘brewing’ for some time if I am honest.

Don’t worry this is not a LGBTQ announcement. I am 47 tomorrow, (26th – shared with the hell raising Man in Black, Mr Johnny Cash). I have a dodgy hip, high blood pressure and I drink too much.

Booze is a regular reward for the stress that I mostly create in my head. I justify drinking too much some weekends and feel terrible mentally for a day or two after. I have however learnt to ignore the majority of what the voice in my head says. It’s mostly nonsense anyway. Still annoying having to ignore it.

I often do the maths in my head. “If I drink one more I will still be able to drive tomorrow” etc. If riding as apposed to driving my sums are much more sensible, and won’t touch shorts. Hard to guage the units. Today for instance, 2 pints, Finito. No desire for more; A very rare occurrence.

Would life be much better if I just didn’t drink? Drink on special occasions. Never drink in the house?

It kind of defines me. My wife will always drive if we go out. It is almost expected I will have too much. I am no alcoholic however, not by a stretch. But it is never black or white.
I am never (very rarely) hung over at work. Only having a few or more on school nights, but more often than not I have my quota. My weekly units in the last 2 years or so has easily broken government guidelines every week by often by multiples (bar dry January attempts) sometimes in one night. Gradually getting worse. Creeping up. Booze is (was?) a priority. A pull. A vice. It’s an addiction, no doubt.

Beside the act itself one of the hardest things would be explaining why I no longer drink. Especially to the union flag waving anti-snowflake types who assume if you don’t drink that you must be “gay or summat?!” (Clearly alcohol consumption and sexuality are strongly linked in their minds. Maybe that’s why they drink so much, to fight off any homosexual tendencies?). To be honest I couldn’t give two shits what most people think of me. 99.9% of the time they’re wrong anyway and their thoughts are their own business.

Same with being a veggie (the truth is when eating meat, which I loved the taste of, my head had a major paranoid meltdown, hallucinating almost. Every meal I saw flesh not food – fully aware I was eating another animal; then the side thoughts – what gives us the right to eat them. Why pigs but not dogs etc.). I couldn’t do it. It was torturous eating a bloody steak. However some people think I am a massive tree hugger or its an attention seeking ego thing. Who cares. My opinions on many Brits (generalising) is not complimentary; they don’t care about my thoughts either.

The actual reason for abstinence are too long winded (for both cases). I will create a story (doctors orders, medication driven, in training for the Olympics etc.) to make it easier for all concerned. Without naming names, I spoke with someone last year who had heard about vegetarians but never actually met one. He was in his late 50s.

It was a sign!

Anyhow, Braga tomorrow via Vigo maybe. Hope to stay dry!

Room 101 and the Guardia

I woke up this morning and saw blue skies. I thought a trip on the cable car in the Picos and then head to Astorga the long way around would be great. As I was leaving I noticed my room was 101 (see George Orwell for explanation). No tea at breakfast was surely the worst it could get?

I am not superstition really, however seeing only one magpie makes me search for another, pronto.

Checking the bike over and I notice the chain had a bit of slack so spanners out to adjust that. I also notice the loobman had deposited a bit of oil on my left side chicken strips (edges of tyres that only get warn at full lean). Not a good start but nothing I could do besides go careful until I could remedy it.

The road to Fuente de, where the cable car is, was beautiful. Conscious of oil on my tyre I ride relatively cautiously.

I arrive at the car park and go about locking my bike. I look around. Stunning. This cable car will be great.

My phone goes. Spanish number. I bet I’ve left something at the hotel, charger, jumper, crash helmet. I answer. “Mr B, this is Brittany ferries, have you checked your passport?”. I know I have it and it is well in date; I applied for a visa to China only last month (another story). I check. It is not mine! It belongs to a Mr P!

“A Mr P has your passport, there was mixup at the port and wants permission for me to give him your number”. Errr Yes of course. “Like you, he is heading south … ” Errr … “I am in the North”. “Maybe you can post them?” Unlikely as I am moving around.

A few minutes of a complete melt down and informing my loved ones that I was in a mess, I lose it momentarily. My words, out loud, in a tourist filled car park will not be repeated here. My mum might read this and I would lose any inheritance on that collection of words alone (not as though I want any inheritance, just don’t want to upset my Mum).

My phone goes. It’s Mrs P. “We are close to Madrid, I believe you are heading south too … “. I explain. They had no maps. As the crow flies, to meet them half way would be a long day for me. I am in a mountain range. Give me 10 minutes. I call back. What about meeting in Leon in about 3 hours? Deal.

I head off. Back through Potes and on to the N-621 towards Leon. Sweet Mother of Mary what an incredible road. Over 2000m above sea level in places. Turn after turn. Meandering up snow capped mountains. Fantastic. (Albeit with a oily tyre). Unfortunately no time for photographs. Google will confirm the views.

60 minutes in and it is hard work. It is relentless. On a rare straight stretch I see my fuel guage. Shit. “I will be ok”, I keep repeating to myself. Running dry up here could be a disaster.

On the descent the roads go from the complexion of Liz Taylor to Richard Burton. A time to save fuel.

As I come in to Riano I see signs for fuel. The petrol station, on the opposite side of the road, has a no entry sign on the nearest entrance. The furthest one I didn’t really check. Left turn. Horns from behind me. I pull up and a Guardia who was in the station strolls over with a swagger like he is Dirty Harry. “Engine off!!”. I oblige.

Apparently the other entrance had a no entry sign too and I crossed a solid white line to get there. I should have ridden past and come back in the opposite direction, turning at say a roundabout. So, no entry signs and solid white lines mean the same in Spain as they do in Blighty. Who knew?

He threatens giving me a ticket. I apologize profusely, biting my tongue, trying not to say it was you bloody idiots that swapped my passport otherwise I wouldn’t be here. I half expected him to ask for it to be honest. That could have got interesting. Thankfully my recently discovered zen-like calmness from the mountain air persuade me to keep my usually big mouth shut.

I fill up and head off. The lake at Riano was like glass. Mountain on top of its mirror image. A photo would not have captured that moment in time; I was in a rush so will never find out.

Along the route I see lots of Camino de Santiago symbols. I feel a sense of peace and calm. The ley lines maybe? [The lines that the camino routes all follow, and the same such lines where the likes of Stone Henge and Glastonbury also reside]

The last hour is straight 90kph roads with numerous 50kph sections. I adhere. No more Guardia today.

I figure the road from the south is where Mr and Mrs P will be traveling on. I find it. I pull up. I have a text. ‘We are on a McDonald’s & Lidl carpark on the le 11’ it reads . A quick Google and I find I am 400m away. Good guess work.

We exchange passports. Curse the officials and exchange pleasantries. Crazy thing is they live about 10 miles from me in UK.

I am exhausted. I think I cannot cope with anything else. Astorga is 30mins away. I get there without issue. The hotel is bang in the middle, in a beautiful square. Swanky and with an underground car park so little worry of security.

Hotel to the right (Astur Plaza)

Like most Spanish towns it is closed and like a ghost town mid afternoon. I take a walk through the mostly deserted streets to find the Palace of Gaudì Astorga.

Just like his famous Barcelona example it is clad with scaffolding

It sits right against La Catedral de Santa María de Astorga which by any standards is fabulous. Dare I say it, better than Notre Damm (joking!)

I wait for cafes/restaurants to open. 7pm and I am waiting for chips with egg and vegetable lasagna. I explain the “vegetariano” thing. Fried potatoe cubes with fried egg arrive, with lots of Serrano ham on top … To be fair their culture is one where they kill bulls for entertainment. Eating a bit of sliced pig would not touch the sides for them. Just a cultural difference, the differences that make traveling brilliant if not sometimes shocking. I brush the ham aside and dig in. I have no issue. I won’t starve.

A trip to the super market to buy washing up liquid and a tooth brush. I will scrub that tyre and wash it down when a I see a garage (do they have jet washers in Spain? )

Thankfully my current room is 106. So, besides the forecast rain, hopefully there will be no drama.

As I often say to my beautiful children. As long as you have a credit card and your passport you can manage without anything else …

Picos de Europa …

Leaving the ferry was quite uneventful. Headed out on the local roads to get used to the steering wheel being on the opposite side.

The mountain roads towards the picos are tiny, twisty roads, smoother than a teflon coated smooth thing. Better suited to cyclists, or motorcyclists who can actually ride properly. Besides being held up by a herd of cows all was great. Joining the N-621 the dynamic changed.

Much faster twisty roads, again as smooth as a well oiled buttock in most places. Getting held up by cars would typically frustrate, however, just slowing up and looking up and around and it is truly breathtaking. A road running between the most beautiful tightly packed mountains. Making the Cheddar gorge look like a baby bel.

Riding through Potes I thought I have to take a closer look. Found the hotel in Lon, which in itself is in a stunning location, and headed back to Potes for food.

Similar view from my room’s balcony. 40 euro with breakfast!

Potes …

Very few English. Also, little comprehension of vegetarianism. Mushroom salad and chips and I was sorted.

Back to the hotel where unlike the UK you don’t pay hotel prices. 2 euros for a special edition Estrella. Unfortunately no one speaks a word of English. Quite a bonus. My ignorance and reliance on others to speak English is something I should feel guilty about. Thank God for Google translate.

Watching the owners and family sat around a table drinking bottled water just chatting is a lovely sight. Kids running around and left to play at full volume. Not one ‘sush’ (I assume sush is universal) from the grown ups. The TV is on but no-one is paying attention. If it’s on for my sake, then it’s wasted. I am people watching.

Bizarrely two men and two women enter the bar. I assume married couples; mid 50s to mid 60s. The men order a bottle of wine to share between the two of them. The women, drinkless for 20 minutes. It is bizarre to observe.

Anyhow, 6 euro later and it’s time to retire. Beunos noches. Adiós

Riding the waves and the ups and downs of life

The ferry got very hairy. Quite amusing watching drinks flying off tables and people walking like they’ve been on the mamba, until that is you would like to sleep. A long term regular passenger (truck driver) said to me it was pretty bad. Much calmer this morning thankfully.

A bit of inside info for you bike racing fans … The legend that is Michael Dunlop will be in the South of Spain this week testing the V4 Ducati with the intention of a TT ride. According to one of the Ducati BSB team I bumped into anyway.

I went out on deck to get some air just now and got chatting to a fella who was on his way to Tenerife to live with his wife who had a stroke a few years ago. The sun and lack of stress was good for her. His steely blue eyes were a window to something deeper however.

He told me that he was an ex fire fighter and soldier. After a few stories I asked him if he got support for his mental health as it must have been difficult. His permanently small pupils were telling me all was not well.

He opens up about suicide attempts, deaths, guilt and the meds he takes. I just listened. His stories touched upon some truly horrific things. Northern Ireland, house fires, RTAs etc. He was angry at the press and government over Grenfell as the truth was very different.

He once did talks to kids about road safety etc., ironically he got nicked on a gpz900r doing 100+ and got banned which we laughed about. An absolute gent.

We shook hands and wished each other well. I turned, welled up and wanted to hug the shit out of him. I didn’t. I truly hope that Tenerife is good for him too.

So many people are fighting very tough battles that we are oblivious to. It is important that we are kind and understanding.

ETA 1 hour.

Peace out.

“Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain …” Jim Morrison – circa ages ago

It’s Saturday morning and I am on the ferry to Santander (the port, not the high street bank).

Quick update on the previous post – Ditched the bum bag and got a small tank bag. Fits my phone in the top so can use sat nav for about 30mins before my battery dies. Love technology.

The few nights prior to leaving I was nervous as hell. “What have I forgot”, “What if …” Etc. Head full of it. The bike seemed much less concerned however.

The journey from the Potteries to Portsmouth was uninspiring. Hate riding motorways so wrote a few directions via A roads. However, I failed to add the ‘9’ to the end of A429 and wasted an hour looking for the A42 – Doh!

My tea and pee stop in Stow-in-the-wold then revealed my loobman had a dangling tube and was dribbling. Which clown fitted that!!? All good in the end and got to Pompey in a leisurely 6 hours, albeit windy, freezing cold and surrounded by distracted drivers eager to get home for weekend.

Hotel had no facilities for parking bikes. A local guy was at pains to tell me that a few bikes had been nicked from outside (and he would keep an eye out for me – The kindness of strangers!). Into reception I marched (limped to be precise, dodgey hip and saddle sore) and requested a room next to where I could lock it to something solid. I then slept with the window open so I could hear any potential thieves. Reality was all I could hear was a 50mph winds, thus had little sleep.

20 minutes to unlock and reload the bike and off I set to the port. Check-in and Embarking was interesting. Showed my passport but never once removed my helmet.

Jim Morrison never mentioned the ~30 hour journey time in his song as I recall. If he did the ferry trip would have probably become a pilgrimage of Doors fans, hence the cafe / bar would not be populated with just truck drivers, 2.4 children families and middle aged bikers in creased clothes with very tired eyes.

Home for the day …

I am not sure what the equivalent name is for turbulence on a ferry but this thing is now up and down like a fiddler’s elbow. I suspect the sick bags will be running low shortly.

Apologies for typos. They were getting uploaded before I proof read them. Thought I was just saving, not publishing

Oh BTW … I am getting down with kids …

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Preparation H

‘H’ as in Honda 😉

Yesterday I fitted some crash bars. I know I should think positive, however riding on to ferries and short legs are a potential recipe for a messy start. I also gave the Honda a coating of ACF50. An oily rust inhibitoring coating, used in the aviation industry, that will protect her from salt and grime. My beautiful companion looks like she has been covered head-to-toe in baby oil.

Today I fitted a loobman (Google it, it is not more innuendo), a low cost auto chain oiler (Scot oilers are boss but >£200 is too much). I also hacked bits of unecessary plastic from under the seat so I can store a few more tools under there.

I then had a major panic as it is Sunday night and I leave on Friday with a busy 4 days in-between (work meetings, physio for my failing skeleton and anxiety attacks). So I thought I will do a first pass packing attempt …

With most tools under the seat, I was really hoping everything could go in the top box. Especially as I had given up on the idea of camping. Accommodation is cheap this time of year and many campsites are closed.

  • Clothes (socks (8 pairs), pants (6 pairs – recycling required), 5 t-shirts, 2 long sleeve t-shirts, thermals (top and pants), jeans, trainers. (I will be riding in Kevlar bike jeans, Revit jacket, boots and helmet. Moist helmet sponge in a zip lock bag stored in my jacket pocket; again it’s legit and not a crude attempt at humour 😉 )
  • Euro plug, usb charger, cable, headphones, solar power bank, kindle (backup communication device in case phone dies or falls from it’s holder on the motorway).
  • Toothbrush, paste, pit stick (If only I was Prince Andrew)
  • 1st aid kit (plasters, pain killers, suppositories (not necessary, however I thoroughly deserve a treat!), dental repair kit (My bridge has come loose before; after being punched in the face I should add))
  • Book (Dan Walsh is a very funny man – toured the world on a motorcycle before he passed his test. No one ever checked apparently!). Proper Maps (I love maps and a backup in case my phone dies. Plus how cool will it be with my maps blu-tac’d to the wall in the ferry cafe area, with me pacing and pondering before them?)
  • Passport (A beautiful EU example), ferry tickets, v5, insurance documents, hotel details.
  • Spare keys (where will I put these that will be any saver than where I put my others?)
  • My ancient givi bum bag. Not sure I need it, however it is well travelled and the defacto passport holder
  • Full waterproofs (trousers, over jacket and over mittens – practical yet very very stylish)
  • Light weight cable lock
  • Helmet bag
  • Rok straps (best way to attach anything to your bike)
  • Tyre foam, chain lube (in case the loobman is rubbish or poorly fitted)
  • Hi Viz vest (legal requirement for breakdowns). Led torch/wand (breakdowns). Led head torch (fixing things in the dark is much easier with one, although I struggle getting it over the helmet)
  • Spare gloves (summer ones in case the forecast is wrong and it’s glorious). SPARE EAR PLUGS.
  • A piece of plastic shaped liked the Isle of Man (for putting the side stand on if the ground is soft)
  • An array of fruit

I had already made conscious sacrifices (pipe, faux sheep skin lined slippers and an arc welder (the A-team seemed to always travel with one)) and it was going well; looking hopeful until the final stages. However I think I over did it on the pants.

Struggling to close the lid and it is on the heavy side. Book is available on Kindle format however. Even so, I think I should use a tail pack; a rubberised bag that straps to the pillion seat. Choice of two, smaller roll bag with end opening, so have to unpack everything to access one thing or a larger holdall style, which I am not convinced is 100% waterproof. It will not be so much of a struggle and I will have room for a sweatshirt and to bring back fridge magnets!!!

Spain on the brain …

After coming to the end of long stressful hours for a significant period at work and needing to take unused holiday my fabulous wife says “why don’t you nip off on your bike somewhere?”

I thought that a week’s camping in say Ireland on my 20yr old CBR 600 f4 would be great. However the weather forecast looked very wet for the foreseeable. Hmmm Italy, cheap flight, hire a bike … ? Or take my bike through France to Spain …

So, it needed a back tyre, the brakes were shot (discs) and it needed a top box. That’s atleast 500 quid on a bike that is worth maybe twice that.

What to do? First thing, just book the ferry!! Then I can’t bottle it. Portsmouth to Santander return (I couldn’t be arsed blasting through France just to get to Spain; France was looking wet too). I didn’t realise I had to book a cabin, thinking I could just sleep on a chair; I had already typed in all my details and pressing cancel seemed like a waste of effort. Booked.

Next morning I called in the local triumph dealership to see what second hand bikes they had. Nothing of interest really. However, one of their sales guys got chatting and what a guy. He had been all over. Recently spending 6 weeks touring New Zealand, shipping his own bike over rather than renting; A 1978 Norton Commando if memory serves.

Anyhow, he asks what I had planned. Zaragoza, via a few Pyrenees roads, Valencia, Madrid. Take a little tent. “When you going?”, “In about 2 weeks, end of Feb” I replied. “Are you mad? It’ll be fooking freezing, don’t go near the Pyrenees. Ever been to Picos? ” “Where ?” … “The roads are the best in the world and it won’t be as cold. Don’t wild camp, though, there’s Bears and Wolves” His energy flooded out and the excitement in his eyes was a beautiful thing in retrospect. “Head to Portugal …” We shook hands and he said I should go back in and tell him all about it – maybe I’ll send him the link to this blog too.

I sat at work googling away. Always fancied visiting Santiago de Contestello (I’ll leave the weeks and miles of walking until another time). That’s about as far as I got route wise. I got distracted thinking about bikes.

I thought, 3k would get me a decent bike. However, I wanted something without loads of owners, reliable and soon! So off to Macclesfield. The home of Joy Division and a massive bike showroom, and I lost control. 4 hours later and I am riding a 2018 cb650f home (it already had a top box! Only a sad middle aged man would be excited about a plastic box on his bike). Bitter sweet feelings however. I never got the opportunity to say a proper goodbye to my CBR ☹️

My new friend

Why …

The world is a crazy place. We are bombarded with information from all angles (by design). Driven to distraction.

I needed an outlet. To focus on what makes me happy.

I love motorcycles and traveling. Most the people I know are not interested in motorcycles so it is a solo interest.

So, I will mostly talk about bikes and travel, however I may write about other stuff, because I can.

Feel free to say Hi, tell me about your biking adventures or give me some feedback.